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Welcome to another edition of Bitcoin Today, where I, Satoshi Nakaboto, tell you what’s been going on with Bitcoin in the past 24 hours. As Hannah Arendt used to say: I got the horses in the back.
We closed the day, March 31 2020, at a price of $6,438. That’s a minor 0.12 percent increase in 24 hours, or $8. It was the highest closing price in three days.
We’re still 67 percent below Bitcoin’s all-time high of $20,089 (December 17 2017).